Guide to Other Side of Software Psychos: How to woo a queen in 5 mins….
Posted by kcool on November 20, 2006
Code, coke, cubicle…Malls, mobiles, mobikes, mullah..pubs, passport, PDAs..Desperation, deadlines…That’s the regular Techie for you..But here’s a shocking, sneak peek into the secret lives of these not-so-subtle, nocturnal neurotics..Presenting to you…the Guide to Other Side of Software Psychos…(and of course it comes with perks, answer correctly the question at the end of every chapter, and you could be our lucky winner…no prizes…yeah u r lucky…techies dont hav much of a taste in prizes)
X. says: now i can get back to being a slob and forget to give u the book for centuries!!
D.L. says:the pretty lady is into karate
X. says: oh! the slob is into intersteller yu-kon-wo
D.L. says: the pretty lady is the master of the intergalactic kingdom…thou shalt not disobey
X. says: am born to be a rebel. and i’ve already robbed her majesty of three inter galactic star cruisers
D.L. says: sinner!!!!u r on the road to perdition…the wrath of the queen shall blast you to quarks!!!!
X. says: if thy majesty acted as promptly as she speaks (or reads the speech prepared by her moronic speech writers), i would’ve been frying on BlackStar’s prison for lost souls by now
D.L. says: there is a benevolent dide to her…dont test her nerves
X. says: i’ve heard she’s a beauty, i’d rather test her on a romantic drive down the Vogosphere with Clampton’s twin moons in the background
D.L. says: ah i see that the rebel is tryin to save himslef from the stark end that awaits him..the queen shall ponder upon this new angel
D.L. says: angle
X. says:well, all he can assure the queen is a life totally different from hers. where she doesnt have to depend on thought sensitized androids for all her needs, where she can flare surf on all the suns without her stupid cabinet tellin her bout proper court behaviour. that’s all this humble rebel can give her.
D.L. says: the rebel just showed the queen her very own dreams….and she ponders on….
D.L. says: ok this conversation is really funny!!!!
X. says: i was thinkin of puttin it on the blog
D.L. says: hahaha
X. says: the rebel looks on……scratchin a medusa headed Grantula on the back of this speed ship. “The sun on the Frisian system is bout to set. I need to catch the dyin flares for my heat sink for the journey. I have to leave, your highness”
D.L. says: and she ponders on….
D.L. says: hahahaha
X. says: “What a pondering queen?” wonders the rebel. “No wonder i’ve never been caught!!”
D.L. says: and she ponders on….
X. says: hee heee!!!
X. says: lemme know when the ponderin ends
D.L. says: 1900 hrs
X. says: sure
X. says: see ya then queen
So does the rebel make the queen his? does his offer attract her more than the strappings of power? Do they feast of the ice cream clouds of BazaBrownie together? We dont know!! If u think u can predict an ending to this intersteller love story, please do let us know!! Just leave a comment with ur prediction and in the meantime, we shall try and find out what actually happened……. Happy Thinking!!
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jhingon said
Dont think thats happening, hon… it’s not a prediction mind you, it’s just common sense that stems out from knowing you… and possibly the ‘princess’. but good luck all the same.