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My rantings and expert comments and philosophical meanderings while listenin to my playlist.

Car Wars – Part Duex

Posted by kcool on September 4, 2006

Early monday mornin. Karan’s all fresh and ready to go. He had come back after a long stay at the Great Caar Hospital and they had made sure he was at his best. The trail runs on Friday had gone well. He was feeling nice and smooth. Sooo sure that he would pick up at least a couple of oil rubs from the female popluace. ;)

He purrs into action and moves into the Boulevard of broken dreams and immediatly sees this huge serpentine line which was increasing as were the tempers of the cars, snarling and hissing at each other. But soon the crowd cleared and Karan was zoomin on to his destination, enjoyin the music and honkin in tune with the beats. He was almost there and baskin in the praise being showered by his owners on his new zip-zoom speed sneakers. Suddenly, he sees the red “evil eye”, the menace of all things fast and furious. He slows and hisses a curse but stops nevertheless. “Hope am parked next to a hot,twangy babe-car today”, he comtemplates when he’s suddenly feels somethin bang. He hears it first, the sound of metal against metal and then the pain sinks in…..a dull, thudding pain that started from his back and swept all over him. He felt somethin tear away, and with the pain he was in, he didnt wanna know also. He was wanted to slip into the darkness and let the pain take over. But somehow he opened his eyes, maybe just to have the pleasure of knowin that whoever had damaged him had incurred more damage than him. He wouldn’t believe the sight that met his eyes!! There was this Indicazon with its tail totally cut off writhin in pain lyin just next to him. And straining his eyes, he managed to catch a glimpse of the culprit, a sputtering Yokozuna-one of the most dreaded creatures on the roads of Bangazon!! Karan was sure the Yokozuna was drunk, he could smell the stench of decomposed rocket fuel from sooo far away. The cops came and just pushed the cars off the road and Karan had no idea what was gonna happen to him. There was just this dreaded image that came flashing into his mind. That of DeztrukZion, the place where all useless cars were sent. He had been there once, just once and that was enough for him to keep servin faithfully and without complain. “this is it”, he thought………

As his head cleared a bit, he could still feel the pain. But it was slowly being replaced by this anger and bitterness seeping thro his bones. “Why me??”,  All he had been doin was following rules!! And now he’s gonna suffer. Luckily, it was a flesh wound, a deep one but he would survive at least.

(Continued)

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2 Responses to “Car Wars – Part Duex”

  1. Neha said

    lol… dude im really sorry bout ur car… and hot twangy babe car??? lmao, maybe you were parked next to her but were too busy smelling the decomposed rocket fuel :)

  2. Shruti said

    Hey this one was really funny!!!Personification is alsways good.And don’t worry so much…you are through with the curse ;-)

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